There is a man I know who lives up north. He came up with a crazy conspiracy theory that actually is pretty good, especially with all the covid19 and XNXXX porn stuff going on these days. He had to go some county courthouse because he was applying for a XXX smut license to suck and fuck horny Thai hookers compilations. Sometimes they eat your cum and drink their own anal creampie.

He saw an infrared camera for detecting everyone’s temperature. What happens if you are really horny and need to jerk off? Then the camera will see big red spot where your big black cock is. The camera and the local law enforcement will know that you want to fap because of the XNXXX virus! And they will also think that your penis has covid19! How will the policeman suck your cock if he thinks he will catch such disease from swallowing your cum? Can he even cumswap with the secretary? That cuckold clown!

So that is where we are headed as a nation. Everyone at the county courthouse will be able to see your hard erection inside your pants. They will no want to suck your dick because they will be afraid of the BBC at the gangbang that’s happening in the office. Some might be XNXXX lesbians and some might be Asian prostitutes. But everything is too crazy if the random man thinks he will have the anal sex just because of what day it is today or yesterday. That’s exactly right.