Ah, the Land of Smiles. I don’t know what the original meaning of that was, but I know what it means now. You can see so many hot chicks even just landing at the airport. It’s really unbelievable. And they aren’t all hookers, especially if they work at the airport, which means they don’t have to sell their pussy. But even those chicks are likely to be sluts and might even appear on the Thai Porn Tube all over the internet. We have the sexiest Thai girls at Pornflix69.com!

I heard of a game called “smiles.” There’s a bunch of guys sitting at a round table. They all have their cocks out under the table. There are girls under the table on their knees sucking the big fat juicy cocks. The guys all try to maintain their regular conversation and drinking without acknowledging the sexy Thai Porn Tube sucking going on under the table. The first guy who smiles or shows some reaction to the blowjob under the table loses, and he has to buy the next round for all the mongers.

I would like to play this game so I can test my own reactions. Can I maintain a straight face even as I cum in the mouth of the Thai Porn Tube girl under the table? Even if I creampie in her sexy mouth, I refuse to buy drinks for all the other big black cocks!

Yes, Thailand has beautiful scenery and all that. Maybe that and the spicy food can make people smile. But the real smile cums when there is a hot Thai whore sucking my dick, sir.